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exclusive footage of lady gaga absorbing tony bennet’s soul live

exclusive footage of lady gaga absorbing tony bennet’s soul live

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— 2 days ago with 3167 notes

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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— 2 days ago with 371226 notes

glitterweave:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

this is also how gays view vaginas, just fyi

— 2 days ago with 97201 notes

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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— 3 days ago with 1088292 notes

kimkanyekimye:

Kim Kardashian West Plays Sex-Crazed Alien On American Dad.

(via limitedx)

— 3 days ago with 345 notes

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

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— 3 days ago with 17345 notes

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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(via pinkcandybloodlust)

— 4 days ago with 115966 notes
suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

suckonmynick:

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

How do they stop

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— 4 days ago with 51242 notes

Never forget

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— 4 days ago with 36398 notes

Just me feeling cute :D

— 5 days ago with 3 notes
corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”

corgisandboobs:

Are you ready for walkies? they ask.

"I was born ready for walkies.”

(Source: yaypuppiesyay, via barmanzach)

— 5 days ago with 367837 notes

Just me feeling cute :D

— 5 days ago with 2 notes

swolizard:

Some Guy Recreated a Bunch of Female Tinder Pics and They’re Glorious

I chose my favorites, but you can find the rest here

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— 5 days ago with 39133 notes
unclewhisky:

theshadiertwin:

unclewhisky:

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

I kinda doubt this is a real Seuss quote, but I like the idea behind it nevertheless.

It’s a real Seuss quote.

…huh! I stand corrected.

unclewhisky:

theshadiertwin:

unclewhisky:

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

I kinda doubt this is a real Seuss quote, but I like the idea behind it nevertheless.

It’s a real Seuss quote.

…huh! I stand corrected.

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— 5 days ago with 21722 notes